习主席语录 
Quotations from Chairman She

以讹译讹类：

通商宽衣.
Promote trade by dropping our pants.^[1]

三只手合力.
Pocket-picking needs collaboration.

中国不以追求贸易逆差为目标。
Pursuing trade deficit is not the only goal for China.

信达雅类：

打铁还需自身硬。
People who live in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones.

因为我那时候，扛两百斤麦子，十里山路不换肩的。
Once upon a time, I was able to carry a 200 pound sack of wheat and walk on a mountain road non-stop for 10 miles.

有些吃饱了没事干的外国人，对我们的事情指手画脚。
Certain meddling foreigners make me sick.

治大国如烹小鲜。
Governing a big country is like cooking a delicate seafood dish.

基础不牢，地动山摇.
It will be a fiasco if you cross the redline.

别看你今天闹得欢，小心今后拉清单。
What goes around comes around.

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