明人不拉暗Shi，意大利不抢手纸-世界时事论坛-军事论坛-世界论坛网（电脑版）

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<h2 class="rich_media_title" style="white-space: normal; margin: 0px 0px 14px; padding: 0px; font-weight: 400; font-size: 22px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, " helvetica="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" yahei="" letter-spacing:="" background-color:="" line-height:="">（真是奇人奇文也！）</h2><h2 class="rich_media_title" style="white-space: normal; margin: 0px 0px 14px; padding: 0px; font-weight: 400; font-size: 22px; color: rgb(51, 51, 51); font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, " helvetica="" pingfang="" hiragino="" sans="" microsoft="" yahei="" letter-spacing:="" background-color:="" line-height:=""><a href="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/s?__biz=MzAxMDA1OTU2Mg==&mid=2650073424&idx=1&sn=b6e78c830290077dc38b91589d99c361&chksm=83566315b421ea03bb669e7b9c37cbd48b3a24ebb98280e94f098341e6db842b976f74f062e8&mpshare=1&scene=1&srcid=&sharer_sharetime=1584974980042&sharer_shareid=767096f10be3e42ec444cc544caea7f2#rd" target="_self" style="font-size: 12px; color: rgb(0, 0, 0); text-decoration-line: none;">明人不拉暗Shî，意大利不抢手纸</a>。</h2><span class="rich_media_meta icon_appmsg_tag appmsg_title_tag" style="margin: 0px 8px 10px 0px; padding: 0px 4px; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; font-size: 12px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); line-height: 1.67; background: rgb(242, 242, 242); color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.3); border-radius: 2px; width: auto; overflow: hidden; text-overflow: ellipsis; overflow-wrap: normal; max-width: 70%;">Original 意视窗 <span class="rich_media_meta rich_media_meta_nickname" style="margin: 0px 10px 10px 0px; padding: 0px; display: inline-block; vertical-align: middle; font-size: 15px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); position: relative;"><a style="font-size: 12px; color: var(--weui-LINK); margin: 0px; padding: 0px; -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0); cursor: pointer;">意视窗</a> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin: 0px 8px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">对自己写的文章，一般不作篇首推荐，但这篇文章不大一样，一定要读完，越读越精彩。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin: 0px 8px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 1.75em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <blockquote style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin: 1em 0px; padding: 4px 0px 0px 10px; border-left: 3px solid rgb(219, 219, 219); color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.498); font-size: 15px; max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">我在意大利观察到一个有趣的现象，似乎现在全世界都在抢手纸，但是在意大利，这个现象却从来没出现过，作为一个严谨的理工男，本着学术研究的态度，我想挑战一下这个值得深入的课题。</blockquote> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GIKzh6aJQ1JS1cLKnmDfpO8Or8MP6xvm3CCWDOcWQENHnicd24Tr2hng/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/> <section style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal;"><section><section><section><section> </section><section> </section><section> </section></section><section>明人不拉暗屎</section><section><section> </section><section> </section><section> </section></section></section></section></section> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">学术研究就要有学术研究应有的态度，所以我先研究了一下在意大利，如厕这件事的历史。不研究历史的写作都是耍流氓，不研究历史，我怎么能知道在意大利，什么是手纸的替代品呢。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">古罗马的厕所是酱婶儿的（复原图）：<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GicIibPFbDeiadVQ8JcZUST6fPo6hvz4aWGyhLMEESMCX0uwC6r5546kiag/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">或者酱婶儿的（遗迹）：<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1G4L3B1157fKHo0gQ2ibBwzG2Ie03JhAKEpKMHXPkn6Na0eybB9gyq7PQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">就功能性而言，古罗马时期，普通人使用的厕所和我们现在的马桶并无二致。但通过对古罗马时期公共厕所细致入微的观察，我得到了两个结论：<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">第一，他们蹲着拉不出来；<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">第二，可能会尿到鞋上。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">古罗马人如厕完毕怎么擦屁股呢？我找到了这样的一张图：<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1G5UCOrrV8kIUUUQKCkcgjgWibPh5eMy6vLcPRHUoJ9KBrAry51hEEKkw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(178, 178, 178); font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">▲ 请注意一下中间的两个石槽。 <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">我看到了两个明显是用来装水的石槽，起初，我以为这是用来洗手的，但是随着研究工作的深入，我发现我还是太年轻了。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">Wait，Wuli如厕三兄弟手里拿的是什么？<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1G5rmvvh1ajrXwYTblyUpvREibOSxOh7cLvbL2usU9MVX7RFbrTUkuOiaQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">▲ Xylospongium长成这个样子。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">在经过一番考证之后，我发现这个长得像大号棉签一样的东西，居然有个专属拉丁文名词，叫<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: PingFangSC-Regular, " pingfang="" helvetica="" microsoft="" hiragino="" sans="" box-sizing:="" border-box="" overflow-wrap:="" break-word="">做Xylospongium或者Tersorium，结构超级简单，就是一根木棍前面绑上一坨海绵。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: PingFangSC-Regular, " pingfang="" helvetica="" microsoft="" hiragino="" sans="" color:="" box-sizing:="" border-box="" overflow-wrap:="" break-word="">古罗马人用它擦屁股<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GibMicMw0iauDUH6m2HkqWGTGDmrEKCrHAibtprcHRpyM0poS6ljR8Towgg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; text-align: center; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">▲ 维基百科中关于Xylospongium的词条。 <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">继续深入研究了一下维基百科关于Xylospongium的词条，我惊奇的发现，Xylospongium这东西竟然不是一次性的，它是重复使用的。也就是说A用完了，在混合了醋或盐的装水石槽子里涮一下消消毒，再递给B用，B用完礼貌的说一声谢谢，再递给2B用。每一个Xylospongium光顾过的屁股，都会在它上面留下痕迹，据说这就是最早的区块链。不过......<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: PingFangSC-Regular, " pingfang="" helvetica="" microsoft="" hiragino="" sans="" color:="" box-sizing:="" border-box="" overflow-wrap:="" break-word="">你TM以为这是奥运火炬啊？还搞接力！！！<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: PingFangSC-Regular, " pingfang="" helvetica="" microsoft="" hiragino="" sans="" color:="" box-sizing:="" border-box="" overflow-wrap:="" break-word=""> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">当然，古罗马人是讲文明的，如果你用完了Xylospongium，需要礼貌地把它递给下一位需要的人，如果不讲礼貌，暗地里使坏做小动作，那是一定会被鄙视的，因为：<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: PingFangSC-Regular, " pingfang="" helvetica="" microsoft="" hiragino="" sans="" color:="" box-sizing:="" border-box="" overflow-wrap:="" break-word="">明人不拉暗屎。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GLEfS9lliaFfibfVDicAWBAkia4jmT7n3n5j8PL8DjdW3ichBHQqdhhEd9Ag/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(178, 178, 178); letter-spacing: 0.5px; font-size: 16px; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">▲明人不拉暗屎，那个年代没卫生纸。 <span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: PingFangSC-Regular, " pingfang="" helvetica="" microsoft="" hiragino="" sans="" letter-spacing:="" box-sizing:="" border-box="" overflow-wrap:="" break-word="">Xylospongium这货，我试图找出它的中文名字，但是搜遍全网，居然发现它没有中文名字，这不科学呀。 突然我发现了一个一夜成名的好机会，我可以成为第一个给它命名的人啊，就像给一颗星星取名一样，想想都激动，浪漫得不要不要的。 鉴于这两天后台留言的愤青有点多，令我眼界大开，三观尽毁；文思泉涌，浮想联翩。因此，我正式宣布，公元2020年3月20日，本人正式<span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: PingFangSC-Regular, " pingfang="" helvetica="" microsoft="" hiragino="" sans="" letter-spacing:="" box-sizing:="" border-box="" overflow-wrap:="" break-word="">赋予Xylospongium以下的中文名字： <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; font-family: PingFangSC-Regular, " pingfang="" helvetica="" microsoft="" hiragino="" sans="" letter-spacing:="" text-align:="" color:="" box-sizing:="" border-box="" overflow-wrap:="" break-word="">搅屎棍 顺便说一句，以后谁也别喊我去吃串串儿香了！ <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1Gp57h1h0ykBWrwtkhoa8q7mG8miaZKiaFBJQtsR099kSIKqNnbdIJQtbw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(178, 178, 178); font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">▲ 串串儿香长成这个样子。 <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">作为一名对于读者要求很高的严肃作者，我希望我的读者们，也是严肃的读者。 如果你是严肃的读者，不难看出在上面维基百科的截图里，有这样一句话：causing the spread of disease in the latrine（导致疾病在厕所中的传播）。心细如发的我，当然不会放过这条线索。 <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GAOreGSOjDFqM6TC5d341vHZhsHBjdLGbibmHHoRC1K8HwbSuDicPS4UA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/>▲注意标红的部分。 我把编辑页面拖到文章开始的部分，再看了看图中那两个石槽子，我终于明白它们是干嘛的了： <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">涮搅屎棍！！！ 前面我们提到了，搅屎棍是会重复使用的，水里加盐加醋消毒就行了，这TM哪里是消毒水，这分明是一锅高汤啊！ 想象一下那个味道，再想象一下一个碧池涮过很多次搅屎棍以后的那个颜色，稳了，就这个feel倍儿爽！ 这下串串儿香是彻底没法吃了....... <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GVCaCsYsXLH3Hv7mfF9PRLDkiagKd4HJJicZsIkBvqxewbRkGnxicBWniaQ/640?wx_fmt=png&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/>▲只用高汤卤煮。 据史料记载，在古罗马时期，厕所并不是仅仅用来排泄的，那个时候厕所承担的一个重要功能，是交流思想。一些个该说不该说的，坐在厕所里说总行了吧，说到动情之处，就掏出来块黑炭在墙上涂涂画画，现在厕所里的小广告，据说就是这么来的。 搅屎棍反过来用，不就是一条教鞭么，不好意思沪生兄，说的不是您那个一条。 所以在古罗马时期，有些人早晨起来，就去上厕所，一呆就是一天，废寝忘食。因此，据说那个年代流行的四大铁就是： <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">一起扛过枪，<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">一起同过窗，<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">一起分过赃，<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">一起上茅房。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> 有的厕所条件好一点，会有专门的人用水洗搅屎棍，吃喝拉撒都是人生大事，所以这些人是有编制的。不过仔细想想，其实这活儿挺脏的，专门干这个活儿的人，有个专门的称谓，叫做水军。 水军一般没有工资，主要靠打赏和外快。打赏很好理解，哪个大爷在他的地盘拉爽了，就赏个5毛，要是特别爽，那就一块，就是两个5毛。 外快的主要渠道，就是听到有谁说了什么不该说的，就去找皇帝告密。慢慢地，这后来就成了惯例，一次告密的指导价是5个第纳尔，简单换算一下差不多也等于5毛。水军一般不用真名，都有自己的代号，比如“高中生”。 要是方方老师在古罗马，我打赌她只要敢上厕所，就活不过24小时。 如果消息重要，那可就值了钱了，所以后来有些水军因此赚了大钱，就改行不当水军了。古罗马人爱吃糕点，但是由于存储条件差，糕点有时候会被弄脏，由于水军洗东西比较擅长，他们就改行洗糕。 由于“糕”字用拉丁语写起来过于复杂，慢慢地，洗糕就变成了洗稿。 <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GAxzqia1bnCpUzu4g6R7clOD6wLUW8Nf7M1vCOEZ9rndJ8ia6mg4YZEBQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/>▲你以为最右边的只是水军么？他是在偷听。 当然，那个年代资源有限，尽管厕所足够多，但不是人人都有搅屎棍，只能大家共享使用。据野史记载，这是共享经济第一次出现在人类历史上，后来的共享单车什么的简直弱爆了。 所以，搅屎棍不但脏，还能传染疾病，古罗马时期传染的是身体疾病。由于搅屎棍让我产生了串串香的联想，让我精神上感到极端不适，所以搅屎棍放到今天，可能传染的就是精神疾病了。 这种传染的途径，从来没有一个正式的命名，听说当下的新冠疫情可以粪口传染，这赋予了我灵感，于是我又发明了一个新的医学词汇，把因为搅屎棍而产生的传染命名为： <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">粪粪传染 在古罗马时期，由于老年人行动不便，小孩子高度不够，他们的出恭问题一般都在家里用木桶解决。所以去公共厕所的，一般都是青年人，简称粪青。 粪粪传染主要在粪青和粪青之间传播。 由于传染病会让人发烧，神智错乱，胡言乱语，后来古罗马帝国的医生发明了一剂良药，专门用来治疗这些病入膏肓的粪青们。 <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GdN4PTP2gkDSUibxo0I6QDLonHsdvMoOemVupRLs1yht30L0Y6BU1vicw/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/>▲此方专治粪青，切勿模仿。 再后来的故事，大家都知道了，医生死了......死了。 这个故事告诉我们，粪青害人不浅。 <section style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal;"><section><section><section><section> </section><section> </section><section> </section></section><section>意大利不抢手纸</section><section><section> </section><section> </section><section> </section></section></section></section></section> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">哎，说好的做研究，写着写着就歪楼了。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">让我们沿着时间线飞一会儿，过了两百多年，到了路易十四时期，也就是1710年前后，Bidet在法国出现了。 <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1G95Teznj8uYGkLHUMIyA10Vh7311zgEtSicemmXse7WPsITic2icLMQA8Q/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(178, 178, 178); font-size: 12px; letter-spacing: 0.5px; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">▲ 最早出现的Bidet，差不多就是这个样子的。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">在研究过程中，我沮丧地发现，Bidet中文对应的翻译竟然叫做“净身器”。老实说，知道太监是什么的我，第一次读到这个名字，不由自主地夹紧了双腿。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">如果你在网上搜索净身器，出来的结果是几把小刀小钩子一样奇怪的手术工具，别慌，那个也是净身器。为了避免读者夹紧双腿，我们还是在后面的段落里将它称作Bidet。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">Bidet的造型和结构，其实就像中国七八十年代家家都有的脸盆架，是一个木架子和一个椭圆形瓷盆的组合。使用起来更是简单，倒上一盆温水，什么时候想洗就什么时候洗，难言之隐，一洗了之，听说2003年的时候，还能治非典。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">Bidet的出现，让粪青和搅屎棍淡出了历史舞台。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GxZ3VePIfqXqGUsG2BtxVghoDPdBmturRaUicQ5vTibudLqMmJpyUl8vQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(178, 178, 178); letter-spacing: 0.5px; font-size: 16px; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">▲ 传说这是路易十四的情妇蓬帕杜夫人专用的豪华Bidet。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">为了让本文更加严谨，我请教了一位学贯中西的法国朋友于陵，他告诉我，尽管Bidet诞生于1710年前后，最早是女士专用的。但Bidet这个正式称谓，有正史可考的记载出现于1739年，在法语中，Bidet是小马的意思，也用来形容小马小跑的状态。所以你看早期Bidet的形状，像不像一条木头小马？<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">看过《满清十大酷刑》骑木马的我，又一次不由自主地夹紧了双腿。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">在法国有一本书《Le Confident des Dames（女士的密友）》，专门讲述了Bidet从出现到发展的历史。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GQwTTEsXHQd29ib2GJyY0Z1JHmJxDRSchogzAvaTnW0zOaYvvgYajJbA/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(178, 178, 178); letter-spacing: 0.5px; font-size: 16px; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">▲ 封面还是这位小姐姐。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">时间来到了20世纪70年代，此时，法国几乎每个家庭都安装了Bidet。而到了80年代，因为淋浴设施的普及，加上Bidet需要占用卫生间里更多的空间，Bidet开始在法国走向没落。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GkZ8D142YgoBdwIMedNK5tBqPu1aLsNwbkAI4cePhiceQdV1cicgIKH5Q/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(178, 178, 178); letter-spacing: 0.5px; font-size: 16px; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">▲ 七八十年代法国家庭中的Bidet，已经和现在的Bidet没有什么区别了。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">而与此同时，意大利人则发现了Bidet的妙处，一时间Bidet在亚平宁半岛风靡一时，无论是男是女，都彻底爱上了如厕后那种潺潺流水拂过腹股沟时温润如玉的快感。于是Bidet迅速普及开来，直到今天，意大利人再也离不开Bidet了，他们甚至一直在嘲笑法国人，这么好的东西都不懂得珍惜。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">Bidet的方便之处，在于如厕完毕之后，可以简单擦拭，然后向左或右平移一步，直接跨坐在Bidet上面，进行下一波的操作，在女孩子不方便的那几天，这就是个神器。一旦用过一次，就会不由自主地感叹：<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">这真是快感一波接一波啊！<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">友情提醒一下，用完Bidet记得要洗手。手指可不是搅屎棍，用键盘打字还用得上，梦想总是要有的，万一哪天变成键盘侠了呢，拯救世界就靠你了。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1Gc13Js0gia25yRTJ7a42Scrvqk5Zn7w0p0M2EV8iagLJMYFv6ctjlog1A/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; width: 260px !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GJp0HCrjYMax2EgfOu9ql0HoyXXiaWTmO6qbdQqcT8SyofVVgRTG3a8A/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; width: 257px !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(178, 178, 178); letter-spacing: 0.5px; font-size: 16px; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">▲ 两种都是使用Bidet的正确方式，就看你主要洗前面还是后面。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">如今，Bidet在意大利家庭中的普及率基本上是百分之百，而在Bidet起源的法国，则难觅其踪，仅在少数old school风格的老酒店里才能找得到。除了意大利，西班牙和葡萄牙的有些家庭里，也会安装Bidet，这是欧洲大陆人员流动带去的文化习惯。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">这也是意大利粪青并不多的原因，都有Bidet了，谁还用搅屎棍啊。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GucFKbTx4sJkTWzLBSEkOXicxSBegH1Bmlzgiaic2eyVsuv3OcL4miaAibJg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(178, 178, 178); letter-spacing: 0.5px; font-size: 16px; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">▲ 今天，高端的Bidet好看又好用。 <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">很多第一次来意大利的中国留学生，都不明白Bidet到底是个什么东西，所以最常见的操作，是他们都用Bidet来洗拖布，666。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">不过现在没问题了，以后再有人问，你就可以淡定地把这篇文章甩给他看，一是告诉他怎么用Bidet，二是让他明白文明的妙处，别当粪青。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">可能带来的副作用，是他再也不吃串串儿香了...... <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GsNLib4cF96tKVSwP91VoPs76k0oaXPWx2wt6DhVLZ5OEWJNohZFF4SQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">那么现在，读者朋友们是不是明白意大利人为什么不囤手纸了？相信我，一旦你用过Bidet，你一定会爱上它的，比当粪青爽多了。 <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">当然，Bidet作为一个容器，不仅仅可以容纳你的屁股，只要你有创意，万物皆可为我所用，洗袜子，洗内裤都行。但其实在意大利，Bidet仅次于洗屁屁的第二大用途，是用来冰镇啤酒。 <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GljTxrA93ic2dBmqvMMB6VaFibbbYWwv7QsAXMYLWuf14FVeYcpN7Knkg/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; color: rgb(178, 178, 178); letter-spacing: 0.5px; font-size: 16px; font-family: 宋体, SimSun; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">▲ 冰镇好了啤酒打开水龙头一冲，冰块去无踪，完美。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">似乎家里这只名字叫做狮子的喵主子，比我更爱Bidet呢。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GQ0ic3IiajT0sicFT7Ad9dviaunJmJia8C8Lhs2RSPVsBrialk0iaAXiafGxR1g/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; width: 676.989px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">每次狮子占用我的Bidet，我都会给它讲同一个小故事。 <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">有一天，熊和兔子一起在森林里愉快地玩耍；<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">突然熊觉得肚子疼，兔子说那我们一起去大便吧；<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">于是它们开始愉快的一起大便；<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">熊问了兔子一个问题：你觉得毛沾到屎会脏么？<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">兔子说，我认为，大概......不会吧；<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">熊说，太好了。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">于是抓起兔子用来擦屁股。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">我给狮子讲这个小故事，是想告诉它一个道理： <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">如果自己不够强大，那就只配让别人拿来擦屁股！<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">哦，差点忘了说，为什么熊这么厉害，我还要给喵主子起名叫狮子，而不是叫熊呢？<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">很简单，因为：<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">狮屎胜于熊便 <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">这个道理它不懂，我懂，你要是不懂，也别不懂装懂。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <section style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal;"><section><section><section><section> </section><section> </section><section> </section></section><section>后记</section><section><section> </section><section> </section><section> </section></section></section></section></section> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">用了三个小时写完这个文章以后，我把预览版本发给一个特别严肃的朋友看，因为这个朋友是个公务员，三观特正，正到根正苗红；笑点特别的高，有两三层楼那么高。通常，我会把他的反应当做一篇文章是否应该发表的晴雨表。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">电话里听见那边的铁憨憨一直都在笑，我就放心了。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">为什么我要写这样一个文章呢？他问了我这样一个问题。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">我回答他说：<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">以人为镜，可以明得失。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">以史为镜，可以知兴替。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">“史”这个字儿，看见了很难产生其他联想，但是听到耳朵里，就不一样啦。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">如果不是一不小心写出了一篇阅读量很高的文章，后台有那么多粪青留言，我还真不知道，原来粪青从来没消失，他们只是改名叫史人了。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;">但是他们自己认为，自己是思想家。<p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; line-height: 3em; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><img class="rich_pages " src="https://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_jpg/iaNtib6M9G9B1cKqo6NmO254MJ2eP67M1GlqDCfVeA5EYV0kFh4b4VJnUkJ6SUZvjByu8pwnLJStoBjY0AVzy9VQ/640?wx_fmt=jpeg&tp=webp&wxfrom=5&wx_lazy=1&wx_co=1" style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important; height: auto !important; width: 640px !important; visibility: visible !important;"/><p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <p style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin-top: 0px; margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; max-width: 100%; clear: both; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"> <blockquote style="font-family: 宋体; white-space: normal; margin: 1em 0px; padding: 4px 0px 0px 10px; border-left: 3px solid rgb(219, 219, 219); color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0.498); font-size: 15px; max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.544px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">作者是个金牛座，轻度精分，重度强迫症，理工男作家，一旦决定了要写什么内容，干就对了，不要怂！ 非严肃写作，嬉笑怒骂皆成文章，切勿对号入座，本文图片来自网络，如有侵权，请告知。</blockquote>

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