佐治亚州有一位老农夫，拥有一个很大的农庄，已经好几年了。

  农庄的后面有一个很大的池塘，边上有野餐桌；有一个可以玩掷马蹄铁游戏的场子，还有一个篮球场。池塘在挖建的时候，修整了它的形状，添加了一些必需的东西，准备用来游泳。

  一天的傍晚，老农夫决定到池塘边去走走，他已经有一阵子没去看看了。

  当他快走近池塘时，远远听到那边传来一阵阵的叫嚷声和笑闹声。待他走得更近些，他看到一群年轻的女子正在他的池塘里裸泳。当他设法让这些女子注意到他的到来后，女孩子们一下子游到了池塘的深处。其中一个妮子冲着他大声叫到: “你走开，我们才会出来！”

  老农夫答到: “我到这儿来，不是来看你们裸泳的，也不是想让你们光着身子出来。”

  “我是来这儿喂鳄鱼的”。

一一 岁月、阅历和狡黠将永远会胜过年轻和激情！

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An old farmer in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, basketball court, etc. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and looked it over. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. 

As he came closer he saw a bunch of young women skinny dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond. One of the women shouted to him, "we're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."

"I'm here to feed the ALLIGATOR."

Moral: Old age, experience, and cunning will triumph over youth and enthusiasm every time!